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SUCKERZ©

So remember a few posts ago when I mentioned I was available for copywriting? Here’s another great example of some of the brilliant copy you could have added to literally any product.

Too dark? Just dark enough? Maybe some of these should’ve stayed in the vault- LOL!

NEWBIES

Sometimes it’s nice working with young folks- new ideas, hip lingo. You might even come away looking at the world a little differently, like maybe upside down or something…

I LIKE BIG BUTTS

So bro, dude- have you heard about this dude Gulliver? His ass is like HUGE! I’m telling you, we could make like, a LOT of money on a gig like this. Just think about the real estate you gotta cova! Tinka-boutit!!