GET READY TO BE DUSTED

Pulling another banger out of the archive. It’s giving Colin Farrell in The Penguin with a feather duster.

I mean, who doesn’t hate dust- am I right?!

SUCKERZ©

So remember a few posts ago when I mentioned I was available for copywriting? Here’s another great example of some of the brilliant copy you could have added to literally any product.

Too dark? Just dark enough? Maybe some of these should’ve stayed in the vault- LOL!

THIS IS A BILLY JOEL FREE ZONE

I’m sorry to all Billy Joel fans out there but the dude is just kinda seriously over rated.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS

So bro, dude- have you heard about this dude Gulliver? His ass is like HUGE! I’m telling you, we could make like, a LOT of money on a gig like this. Just think about the real estate you gotta cova! Tinka-boutit!!

WHAT BIRDS?

Have you heard of the app Merlin? Merlin didn’t sponsor this post but maybe I should consider dipping my toes into the bird influencer world. Or I could start selling feet pics. Go outside and clock some birds.

This sketch is from a series of drawings I’m pulling out of my archive, my wife likes them, she saved this sketch book from its fate at the bottom of the trash bin.