Listening to More Bounce To The Ounce and playing with The Baroness was confusing as a kid and, oddly enough, much hasn’t changed.
GET READY TO BE DUSTED
Pulling another banger out of the archive. It’s giving Colin Farrell in The Penguin with a feather duster.
I mean, who doesn’t hate dust- am I right?!
In Flagrante Delicto (with a side of verde)
LET'S GO GLOBAL
Latitudinal and longitudinal lines are inexorably linked to twigs and berries for me 😀 😐
DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?
Sometimes I feel like my mouth could just get up and walk away…
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL?
Avengers! Disassemble! Sell the company to a private equity firm for scrap! I call this bad boy: Corporate America, fitting no?
SUCKERZ©
So remember a few posts ago when I mentioned I was available for copywriting? Here’s another great example of some of the brilliant copy you could have added to literally any product.
Too dark? Just dark enough? Maybe some of these should’ve stayed in the vault- LOL!
ENTER VISION AND ULTRON!
Not gonna lie, I get super stoked when I get to draw well known comics characters for MARVEL COMICS. The ten year old kid in me loved looking at comics (still do!)and I had no idea that I could one day be asked to work on them. This is artwork created around the release of the upcoming TV show called VISIONQUEST
THERE'S A FLY IN MY SOUP!
Lloyd Christmas:"Excuse me, Flo? Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?"
Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
Lloyd Christmas: "Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
WE BE BLOGGIN WHILE THEY BE FROGGIN
I rewatched Interview With A Vampire recently (yeesh) and it got me thinking about animals getting drugged by eating other animals.
STOKELY CARMICHAEL (LATER KWAME TURE)
Worked on some portraits last February highlighting black civil rights icons- here’s my Stokely Carmichael (also know as Kwame Ture) portrait:
NEWBIES
Sometimes it’s nice working with young folks- new ideas, hip lingo. You might even come away looking at the world a little differently, like maybe upside down or something…
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH
This nasty little dude is what I’ve been calling a Monkey Demon. Maybe he’s that monkey on your chest living off your breath while you’re sleeping. You better guard your loins if you see this mother pop up in your travels. Onwards!
FATHERS!
So here’s another excellent example of my copy/cartooning skills, no joke- I can bring this level of funny to any project I swear:
AFTER WALLY WOOD
Wally Wood once said: “If I could do it over again, I would chop off my hands.” He was definitely dealing with other stuff in his life outside of creating artwork but I can relate every now and again. Here’s a Wally Wood inspired drawing for your viewing pleasure-keep those knives stowed away.
THIS IS A BILLY JOEL FREE ZONE
I’m sorry to all Billy Joel fans out there but the dude is just kinda seriously over rated.
COMMANDO NANDO
I accidentally rendered my friend Fernando when drawing this commando dude, hence the name FERNANDO COMMANDO. Fernando also spent some time in Miami while growing up so naturally I gave the dude neon colored camouflage pants. That is all!
BIG ASS BELT BUCKLE
Sometimes you just need a really, really big belt buckle to hold up your tight ass denim jeans. In my mind this lil’ dude lives in Sioux City (insert idk emoji)
NOT TODAY SATAN
I took a course with my good friend, Tom Motley, over the summer and one of the assignments was a quick comic. Here’s mine- I think it really highlights my (amazing) sense of humor.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS
So bro, dude- have you heard about this dude Gulliver? His ass is like HUGE! I’m telling you, we could make like, a LOT of money on a gig like this. Just think about the real estate you gotta cova! Tinka-boutit!!
